I Am The Walrus

MAMA AJIE:             O, ano natatandaan mo kanina sa Madagascar?

COJIE:                        Ano?

MAMA AJIE:              Ano natatandaan mong eksena?

COJIE:                        Oksena?

MAMA AJIE:              EKSENA! Scene! Anong part natatandaan mo?

COJIE:                        (Thinks) Ay, oo, yung kausap ni Alex yung Lolo  niya?

MAMA AJIE:              Lolo niya?

COJIE:                        Oo, Lolo.

MAMA AJIE:              Hindi Lolo, tatay niya yun

COJIE:                        Tatay?
MAMA AJIE:             (Eeek. Don’t go there) Tapos ano pa?

COJIE:                        Tapos kausap ni Alex di ba yung Ate niya?

MAMA AJIE:              (wrinkles nose) Anoh???

COJIE:                        Yun Ate niya, kausap niya.

MAMA AJIE:              (Scratches head. Did we see the same movie???)

 

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MAMA AJIE:              Iliketomoveitmoveit (points to Cojie)

COJIE:                        Youliketomoveitmoveit (point to Mama Ajie)

MAMA AJIE:              Helikestomoveitmoveit (points to Cojie)

COJIE:                        We like to…

Mom&Son:                 MOVE IT!

 

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MAMA AJIE:              Ano nagustuhan mo sa movie?

COJIE:                        Movie?

MAMA AJIE:              Oo, ang tawag dun movie.

COJIE:                        Gusto ko lahat…. Si Alex… si Melman…. Si Gloria…. (perfect na sana e!) tsaka si Marky….

MAMA AJIE:              Marty, hindi Marky. Marky, si Marky Cielo yun. Sumasayaw yun.

COJIE:                        (laughs uncontrollably. Ewan ko kung baket)

MAMA AJIE:              O, ano nagustuhan mo sa kanila?

COJIE:                        Yung bumabagsak yung eroplano nila tapos nakakapit sila tapos nung bumagsak na nakaganito sila o (recreates the shocked expression of Alex/Melman/Gloria/Marty)

MAMA AJIE:              (laughs uncontrollably)

 

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COJIE:                        Ma…. Ma…. Tignan mo yun o.(points his finger)

MAMA AJIE:              (Doofus that I am, I turn my head towards the direction he was pointing) Ano yun? (I turn my head back, and his finger is digging in my cheek)

COJIE:                        (Laughs like a maniac)