What The Hell….
Premise: "He" was supposed to help "She" (financially, I mean) ship a package to another friend . After absolutely no communication for about a week or so, "He" picks up his phone and texts…
He: She, bigay ko sa iyo yung (undisclosed amount) sa Monday
She: Uy, salamat, He ha, kakahiya kasi, kailangan na talaga natin padala ito kay (undisclosed friend)
He: Ok lang yun. Gusto mo dalhin ko pa sa kanya e.
She: Ows, talaga? Bakit, pupunta ka ba sa (undisclosed place)?
He: Yup. Wag ka maingay. (Too Late. Harhar).
She: A, o sige. Kita na lang tayo sa Monday para abot ko yung package.
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Monday
She: So, san tayo mamaya?
He: May meeting ako ng 7pm e.
She: (Pissed at being blown off) Sige, padala ko na lang sa iyo. Basta, dalhin mo kay (undisclosed friend) yan ha.
He: Ay, san ba siya?
She: Sa bandang (undisclosed city in undisclosed place)
He: Ay, malapit ba yun sa (another undisclosed city in same undisclosed place where He is going)
She: Mga 4 hours drive daw.
He: Ay, di ko sure e.
She: (Angry beyond reason) So, ano gagawin natin, dadalhin mo ba ito o ipapa-fedex ko na lang?
He: Hmmm…. Sige, fedex mo na lang.
"She" calls up DHL for a quotation.
She: DHL will cost P2,117 which I will now shoulder.
He: Hala. Bakit mahal.
She hurls her phone across the room.
He never fails to disappoint.
