Public Service Announcement
This is for my friend, Mayan Pimentel.
If you search for her name on the Friendster list, an account with her picture and her personal details (age, where she works, where she lives, etc.) will appear on the profile, but along with it are very disturbing messages from an obviously deranged person.
The person (who is most likely a very disturbed if not retarded girl) goes on to call her a slut and boyfriend-stealer, among many other shocking and completely untrue statements.
We, her collective girlfriends, have thought that contacting the Friendster management would prove futile since they already have a lot on their minds (like getting a trademark for "It’s complicated". Wow. Really.). And even if they do something about it, it might take forever before the account is taken down.
I’ve decided in my little way to make use of the same tool (although obviously with more intellect and finesse) to discredit this person who is lambasting my friend. So here’s the PSA: If you are acquainted with Mayan, please know that she no longer has a friendster account. The Mayan Pimentel in this little universe of ours is an impostor and most likely unattractive and smells bad. Not to mention uneducated. No decent person, nay, WOMAN, would go to these lengths to hurt the reputation of another person just to get a man back.
And to the Fake Mayan, here’s my message to you: What you did? It’s sad. Really. I feel sorry for you. Need a tissue? Here, let me shove it up your nose.
From Mayan’s bestfriend who is a lot smarter than you.
