Ten Things I Learned Last Week
1. Never, ever put your faith in conversations made through a gadget.
2. I should’ve gotten a Motorola L6 months ago (when I wanted to) instead of just last Monday. (If you’re thinking of getting a Nokia 7360, don’t).
3. Girlfriends are so underrated. They actually save lives, you know? They should get paychecks. (Since I’m a girlfriend, I should get paychecks too haha)
4. Those Feng Shui books in National Bookstore actually give pretty accurate predictions… but only up to a point. If, for example, your horoscope for February reads "There is romance this month", that romance will start and end in the same month.
5. Men have d*cks because they are.
6. Corollary to Item 5: Smart men are still men.
7. In the ever-evolving social scene, the word "date" no longer means what it used to mean.
8. Sometimes, when God doesn’t answer a prayer, it’s His way of saying "Hey, let me save your ass here for a second".
9. Chocolate Chip Froccino of Bo’s Coffee Shop kicks Starbucks- frapuccino-ass.
10. Books and DVDs never hurt anyone.
