I Am The Walrus

Will I stoop so low as to write on my blog about what I think about the Hope-Kris-James love triangle instead of something more worthwhile like global warming, violence against women or the coming elections?

Yes.

For the first time in my life, I actually feel sorry for Kris. Kris Aquino, who I can’t stand because when she talks I feel like tearing my ears off, is in yet another love pickle. And this time, she is clearly the victim.

Of course, I want to say "Told You So" because what can you really expect from a guy eleven years your junior? Let’s set that aside. Let’s also set aside the glaring possibility that the guy only wanted her for her money. There is no excuse for cheating — not now, not ever.

But Kris’ decision to forgive her husband is, to me, too kind. The whole cover-up of making it appear that Hope was merely an obssessed fan? Too kind. If he did have an affair and Hope was indeed pregnant, and Kris Aquino could afford the Fortun brothers, I say she should’ve sued him of adultery and then drive him into poverty by demanding child support. Why protect a man who hurt you intentionally and without taking a second to think about it?

Hey. To each her own.

Besides, this will all blow over after Kuya Noynoy wins the elections.

1. Never, ever put your faith in conversations made through a gadget.

2. I should’ve gotten a Motorola L6 months ago (when I wanted to) instead of just last Monday. (If you’re thinking of getting a Nokia 7360, don’t).

3. Girlfriends are so underrated. They actually save lives, you know? They should get paychecks. (Since I’m a girlfriend, I should get paychecks too haha)

4. Those Feng Shui books in National Bookstore actually give pretty accurate predictions… but only up to a point. If, for example, your horoscope for February reads "There is romance this month", that romance will start and end in the same month.

5. Men have d*cks because they are.

6. Corollary to Item 5: Smart men are still men.

7. In the ever-evolving social scene, the word "date" no longer means what it used to mean.

8. Sometimes, when God doesn’t answer a prayer, it’s His way of saying "Hey, let me save your ass here for a second".

9. Chocolate Chip Froccino of Bo’s Coffee Shop kicks Starbucks- frapuccino-ass.

10. Books and DVDs never hurt anyone.